I'm Claudeen I'm 17 and I live in FL

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Pope Francis! (Source)

Pimpin’ Pope

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it